Branson Terror!
Have you ever got something between your teeth and couldn't get it out? Have you ever used one of these little "super gadgets" to get at that elusive, obnoxious, frustrating, and super stuck food particle? Well, I never could stand to hear someone click, suck, snick, or "whatever" sound
that is to get food particles from between their teeth. I especially hate it when someone takes a knife at the table and pick at their teeth! SUPER UGH!!!!
While on vacation, I had the horrible experience of getting something stuck, really stuck between my teeth. I tried and tried to get it out. No luck. Do you have a toothpick! Aunt Wanda didn't have a toothpick; but, she had the "super gadget". I quickly accepted the "unused" gadget and begin to saw away. I sawed and pulled. Sawed and pulled. What is wrong? It wouldn't pull out! I worked at it and still it was stuck!
This little instrument is NOT a super gadget...it is a criminal terror! It has the potential to embarrass an honest citizen, scare a debutant, and do injury to a poor unsuspecting consumer. Can you image the injury this little devil could do? Especially if the string sliced your gum and the pick hung in your nose! Thank goodness I got it out without either tragedy happening to this old girl.
Intelligent product deductions from Auntie Phiss
Hahaha! OK. I feel your pain. I've gotten floss stuck in my teeth and had to pull HARD to get it out. I do love floss picks though... I just buy the ones that are for tight teeth!
ReplyDeleteLOL! My favorite post EVER. Yep, I'm still not a fan of the flossing, but I've had to come to grips with it anyway. Orthodontics for almost five years will teach you some scary things. How to get particles out of thousands of impossible, scary places. I've almost given up and stuck to a liquid diet so as not to get in a predicament like yours. very funny post...
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